Posted 22 hours ago

//completed my first Zombies, Run! Mission.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Tower dude has the same name as me go figure. Gives a better excuse to call me runner five, so theres no mixups.
Ow. Ow. Ow.

Posted 1 day ago

omnipotentmoon:

theshadowsreturn:

missdoodle:

miss-evening:

starbucks-jack:

"Why do people here like poptarts so much?"

Put them in the microwave for 30 seconds, or less. 

THEN EAT. It’s like a PIE-COOKIE. How can you NOT like it? D:

Jack, don’t you have a sweet tooth?

Pop tarts go in the toaster you dingus 

wait poptarts are supposed to be heated

If you slice it into little slivers and drop it in boiling water it becomes a pastart.

…. wtf

Posted 1 day ago

theshadowsreturn:

missdoodle:

miss-evening:

starbucks-jack:

"Why do people here like poptarts so much?"

Put them in the microwave for 30 seconds, or less. 

THEN EAT. It’s like a PIE-COOKIE. How can you NOT like it? D:

Jack, don’t you have a sweet tooth?

Pop tarts go in the toaster you dingus 

wait poptarts are supposed to be heated

Posted 2 days ago

sneakyfeets:

geek-studio:

Assassin’s Kittens Unity

SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS KITTIESSSS

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 2 days ago

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Posted 2 days ago

admin-fritz:

THIS IS ENTIRELY MY NIECE AND NEPHEW’S FAULT. 

Now I’m not saying I’m jumping on the bandwagon or anything, but I’ve come to the conclusion that if the kids are watching My Little Pony, then I’ll sit down and watch too. It’s fun when their mother watches it because she recognizes voices and gets super excited when Cheese Sandwich (Weird Al) comes on. 

So yes, i finally get to draw something for fun, so have Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. They were fun to do. 

Posted 3 days ago

THIS IS ENTIRELY MY NIECE AND NEPHEW’S FAULT. 

Now I’m not saying I’m jumping on the bandwagon or anything, but I’ve come to the conclusion that if the kids are watching My Little Pony, then I’ll sit down and watch too. It’s fun when their mother watches it because she recognizes voices and gets super excited when Cheese Sandwich (Weird Al) comes on. 

So yes, i finally get to draw something for fun, so have Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. They were fun to do. 

Posted 3 days ago

//ignore that, i use drafts to upload photos from my phone to my computer. its faster. 

Posted 3 days ago

Heimdall will sometimes accept bribes to tell the teenagers of Asgard whose dating who. When Thor confronted him about it, he simply said “I will tell your father who stole the cookies.” And Thor left him alone.

Heimdall will sometimes accept bribes to tell the teenagers of Asgard whose dating who. When Thor confronted him about it, he simply said “I will tell your father who stole the cookies.” And Thor left him alone.

Posted 4 days ago

OMFG IM TEN MINTUES INTO ZOMBIES, RUN! AND ITS AMAZING

admin-fritz:

after fighting with getting the music to work i decided to just listen to the first mission to see how it is. 

you’re in a fucking helicopter and it CRASHES. Poor Samuel is in the radio tower talking to you, and he tells anyone alive to just BOOK it cause the zombies are coming and then your kick ass music plays as you run. 

i believe on iphones its free, (at least the 5k training) cause my friend didn’t have to pay. Mine was like two or three bucks but already fucking worth it. 

I highly recommend it, i cant wait to start running. 

btw SOMEONE SHOT YOU DOWN. Radio tower doesn’t know who or how, but someone fucking shot your helicopter down. just so you know.